Here I am, Natalie Flemming, a blogger. I never thought this day would come that at a single touch of a button I can share my thoughts, my feelings, my accomplishments with the world! I mean, who knows who could be reading this right now?
Johnny Depp, if you are reading this right now, I love you.
At first when Mum suggested I do this to get myself out there I thought she was crazy (actually I thought she only suggested it so she would know what I was doing everyday), but now I think she might have been on to something. Look at that girl who wrote the blogs about that chef and now has a huge book deal. I can’t remember her name… but the fact is she’s famous isn’t she?
And now everyday I will write witty, comical things and someone will make me famous. (Please note if you are a talent agent I have not specified what I would be famous for- I am very versatile- like Jennifer Lopez or that girl from the telly that does all the infomercials.) I really can do anything- except perfume lines (I’m allergic).
And group singing- I would prefer a solo career.
And nudes- not that I don’t have the figure for them. For religious purposes.
On second thoughts, if you would like to make me famous you can just blog me the details and I will blog you back.
Wow, one entry down. Just my whole life to go now!